outofscreams. deep sigh, it’s good to be back and lydia-ing. i definitely think that remaking was the best idea, despite parting with the love of my life (pls, i was attached to that blog, don’t touch me). i need sleep now, though. i’ll be on stu’s kik until i pass out~
I have ＬＯＶＥＤ you since the ĐΑΥ that we ｆｉｒｓｔ ＭＥＴ
ＥＶＥＮ if I didn’t Ꮶɴοѡ it уеτ
"— multiple times.”
”Mm, maybe she doesn’t quite understand the consequences that
follow hooking up with someone that lacks original humour. You
just wait, I give it two weeks before she starts reading jokes from
the back of candy bars in bed. You’ll drive her insane.”
❝——-Are you shitting me? You compared me to fucking
big bird? Wait, a shade of red—-You mean, you want me to drink
Fruit Punch? Well, I am kinda thirsty—
You’re impossible to satisfy, y’know.❞
❝Yes, Isaac, I compared you to a big bird; it could’ve been worse
& it will be if you don’t stop whining. Jesus Christ. Please, for the
sake of my sanity, tell me you’re not actually being this stupid right
now. I meant lipstick. As in, the little tube—-the thing I have in purse
right now—-I usually pull it out every twenty to thirty minutes, put it
on my lips. & No, I’m easily satisfied; you’re just an idiot.❞
"My friend Gav died from heartburn last night."
[ wait for it. ]
"— I can’t believe Gaviscon.”
”——I can’t believe Allison let you near her mouth.”
❝I dunno what you just said, but I don’t think I want to know.
Yes, Lydia. We’ve already acknowledged my gigantor feet.
Now I suggest you shut up before I make you.
—Now, what are we doing today?❞
❝——-It’s a big footed bird. Mm, I don’t know about you, but
I’m not doing anything until you’re at least wearing a shade
of red on your lips. Seriously? Isaac, play along. You’re meant
to satisfy me; it’s part of the boyfriend criteria.❞
❝Do you want me to break my neck? I’m fairly
certain I will. It’s me we’re talking about. I’m
a man, Lydia. I’m supposed to have big feet,
not dainty little baby feet.❞
❝There’s a difference between a man and ajaçana, Isaac.
Your feet are wholly disproportionate to the rest of your body.
Get over it. Besides, you already have a scarf draped around
your shoulders. What more is a pair of Jimmy Choo’s in the
journey towards transvestism?❞
Allydia Hunters AU: Allison comes from a long line of hunters and has been trained since childhood. She set out on her own after the death of her mother. Lydia got into the game after a rogue werewolf ravaged her hometown and took the lives of several people she loved. After they meet on a case and end up each saving each other’s life, they realize that maybe they don’t have to go it alone anymore. Together, they deal with hauntings, possessions, vampires, and a whole lot of crap they don’t understand. By far the scariest thing they have to deal with is falling in love with their best friend, which in this line of work, could mean losing her. But if it means maybe doing a little good in the world, if it means saving people from going through what they experienced, they’ll risk it. Together.
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